klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via lubricates)

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(Source: sandandglass, via sassadilla)

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

(Source: dalasharaia, via chicken-nuggets-galore)

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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(Source: tonydinozzos, via officialwhitegirls)

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via greetings)

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

(via relahvant)

refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: charmancler, via eyeballfarts)

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via lubricates)

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

(via officialwhitegirls)

we-are-like-young-avocados:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

(via chicken-nuggets-galore)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

(Source: averagefairy, via lubricates)

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parkingstrange:

meatbicyclevevo:

MBF me

prizes:

  • these berries i foundimage

(via crystallized-teardrops)

rnudkipz:

sign up for tumblr

rnudkipz:

sign up for tumblr

(Source: webgf, via bastille)

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

(Source: ragecomics4you, via megustamemes)