smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

(via officialwhitegirls)

stability:

people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for

(Source: stability, via bastille)

i recommend the creme brulee

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i recommend you go away

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(Source: controlthenight, via voldesnorts)

fuzzykitty01:


yokhakidfiasco:

thisistwig:

satanrain:

Me

whaaat

still worth reblogging

Fighting crime has never been so fabulous.

fuzzykitty01:

yokhakidfiasco:

thisistwig:

satanrain:

Me

whaaat

still worth reblogging

Fighting crime has never been so fabulous.

(via tightvaginas)

(Source: thegameswelove, via bewbin)

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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(via bastille)

literallygoth:

I loved channing tatum in spy kids

literallygoth:

I loved channing tatum in spy kids

(via eyeballfarts)

green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

(Source: jetpacksunrise, via seedy)

don-t-judge-a-blog-by-its-url:

Gotta love Morgan Freeman!

(Source: tumblr.ifunny.ws)

THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

thebadwolfthatwaited:

1. We are here to help you.
2. You will have enough time to get to your class before
the bell rings.
3. The dress code will be enforced.
4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
6. We expect more of you here.
7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
8. Your schedule was created with your needs in mind.
9. Your locker combination is private.
10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.

(via fandomsevrywhere)

captainswagalicious:

I got you a book

captainswagalicious:

I got you a book

(via officialwhitegirls)

el-aleph-deslumbrante:

all hail the queen

(Source: johannammasonn, via basket-casee)

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

(via pizza)

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

(via crystallized-teardrops)