gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

(via seedy)

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

(via pizza)

snorgasam:

twerkingongaycountries:

chekhov:

That’s sociopathic

i would do this

snorgasam:

twerkingongaycountries:

chekhov:

That’s sociopathic

i would do this

(Source: pkae, via taggedlazy)

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm, via taggedlazy)

lordblackthorn:


marlybears:

doyouevenheilrapunzel:

modernvampies:

berry968:

Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown

He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude

He’s probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar

2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ.

You’d think he’d want to stay dry considering he’s died in the water twice already.

lordblackthorn:

marlybears:

doyouevenheilrapunzel:

modernvampies:

berry968:

Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown

He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude

He’s probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar

2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ.

You’d think he’d want to stay dry considering he’s died in the water twice already.

(via dolphins-twerkinq)

thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:

(Source: fuckyeahidiotonfacebook, via seedy)

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg

(Source: legeniall, via sleepvevo)

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

image

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(via iwillwalkthrouhthefire)

lettersfromtitan:

aleksandrwilde:

jinxamataz:

commissarcuddles:

hexane-nightmares:

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. 

How was this even caught on camera?

did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet

Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?

Cats are better than you.

lettersfromtitan:

aleksandrwilde:

jinxamataz:

commissarcuddles:

hexane-nightmares:

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. 

How was this even caught on camera?

did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet

Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?

Cats are better than you.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via iwillwalkthrouhthefire)

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

(Source: rabbitboy, via prescribeddrugs)

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

(via australiansanta)

guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

image

(Source: guy, via sleepvevo)

vinebox:

IM WEAK

(via sleepvevo)